Tonight’s Women Tell All was better than most. The show kicked off with Sean and Chris Harrison riding around in a 90’s party bus, visiting Bachelor viewing parties. They stopped off at the UCLA Delta Gamma house and as a fellow DG, I was pumped. One thing I can assure you of: If they stopped off at the FSU Delta Gamma house, shit would’ve been different. Booty shorts, alcohol and boys that snuck into the house would’ve been present. These DG’s looked way too well behaved.
Immediately we dive head first into the Tierra drama, which is so old at this point. While the girls are bitching about her not saying ‘Good Morning’ to them, Tierra is backstage dousing herself in Pink Sugar. She comes out and tells everyone “I light up in a room.” If only that was in flames…
Tierra doesn’t want to apologize for anything, even the horrendous choice of dress that she picked for the Women Tell All. And if I learned nothing else from this, at least I know to say ‘Good Morning’ to everyone if I ever go on this show. Little Miss Nevada got engaged to someone back in January and shows off her CZ ring from Forever 21.
Even though she patched up the dent in her forehead, Tierra wins the “Still Shitty” award.
A complete change in mood, Sarah takes the hot seat and gets choked up immediately. She thinks that she’s pretty, smart and funny and doesn’t understand why guys end up not liking her. Welcome to the club! Like I’ve said before, this has nothing to do with her 1.5 arms.
Sarah wins the “Heart of America” award.
Dez comes out to make her best attempt at The Bachelorette, using all of the right lines. They replayed her exit scene when she said, “All I wanna do is make someone happy.” Take note girls: Worry about making yourself happy first. That’s the most important thing. If you make someone else happy along the way, awesome.
She admits to having the worst hometown date in Bachelor history.
Dez wins “Most Likely to be the Next Bachelorette” award.
AshLee swoops in looking awesome and immediately, I’m giving her “Best Looking” of the night award. Her body, outfit, and new ‘do was on-point. AshLee was a little feisty, calling Sean a frat boy and admitting to not knowing what to say when he sent her home.
When Sean came out, he admitted to something I felt all season… He didn’t feel like he could find laughter with her. Well, it’s hard to laugh when you’re talking about abandonment and adoption the entire time! AshLee makes things super awkward and accuses him of saying that he didn’t have anything with the other two women. This whole situation was awkward and in my opinion, eliminated any chance that AshLee had at becoming the next Bachelorette.
Winning “Awkward Moment” of the night: AshLee and Sean.
Bloopers were weak. Besides Sean’s gyrating pectorals, I was let down.
So, who are you rooting for next week – Catherine or Lindsay? And who is our next Bachelorette?
